Delusions of Grandeur
(The Strokes - What Ever Happened)

I feel a bit concussed right now. I’ve got one of those headaches that’s all-encompassing. My entire head feels like it’s in a fog. When your head is in a fog like this, it’s really hard to focus on anything but yourself. In a way, you could say that selfish people are kind of concussed. I think we all have these moments where we’re so self-absorbed that we neglect everything around us. I’m sorry to those I’ve been concussed to.

Fifteen minutes into my extra-strength Tylenol and my head doesn’t feel any better. Damn you Tylenol for forsaking me!
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Today’s delusion of grandeur involves me having a the ability to stretch my body at will. I could stretch my arm out and bitch slap my dumbass coworker every time she asked a stupid question. I could stretch my legs so I could dunk a basketball. I could stretch my finger to get at those hard to reach boogers.
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Weekend salmon/trout fishing pictures to be posted later today...